Findings:

• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Make Way for Ducklings
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• When first my way to fair I took
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• 50 Ways to Make a Muffin
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• The first cold ghost of rain
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• every mosquito you kill makes mosquitokind smarter
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• This is the way we make meaning of the past
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• one way to kill an ostrich
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
• Cold War
• cold
• cold media
• cold sweats
• Stone Cold Steve Austin
• cold and alone
• Cold Feet
• cold shower
• Love in a Cold Climate
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• Stone Cold Stunner
• cold sore
• Cold slough
• cold chill
• cold remedies
• Head cold
• Good-by and Keep Cold
• Cold Storage
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• From my cold dead hands
• Cold Fall
• Cold North Wind Doth Blow
• cold light
• Cold On The Shoulder
• Iced Mocha Shake
• Mugi-cha
• Rhubarb and Mint Coolers
• Iced Kukicha
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Cold sliced peaches with sugar in a glass bowl
• cold in a warm room
• Wand of Cold
• Cold Noodles
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• Pop Ice and Cold Beverages
• The cold fire of a false passion
• A Cold War Joke
• cold beer
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• It's Cold
• Cold Fish
• Cold Chisel
• Cold Front
• The universe is naturally cold
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Cold Comfort Farm
• The Cold Equations
• I shall never grow cold of you
• Cold Beer and Wine Store
• Cold Canyon
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• cold and soothing
• Cold Steel
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• too cold to snow
• Air cold and harsh; people warm and comforting
• Vitamin C and the Common Cold
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• cold water accident
• cold call
• cold reading
• Hot Love, Cold World
• Your mind is cold milk
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Cold + Wet
• cold coffee eyes
• cold launched
• Children of the Cold War
• Cold Blows the Wind
• cold cream
• Cold reptilian blood and hot Japanese steel
• Memoir: Logistics Planner (Cold War)
• The Failure of Containment During the Cold War
• How to rob an ATM with super cold gases
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Burmese Drug Trade and Cold War II
• Thank God for cold fusion
• Cold Rice
• old cold, white, sweet stuff
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• cold joint
• The Cold Six Thousand
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• cold streets and breakbeats
• memories clear (and as cold) as ice
• muon-catalysed cold fusion
• In winter cold
• Cold Cold Water
• Captain Cold
• Swan Dive, Cold Feet, White Dress
• Cold Water Music
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Preparing your car for cold weather
• Cold Rock
• Cold War in the Middle East
• The Cold Cave
• Cold Peach Soup
• Bridge may ice in cold weather
• Czechoslovakia During the Cold War Era
• Cold Discovery
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• The Earth Is Not A Cold Dead Place
• What ended the Cold War?
• There was a cold day
• A society in extreme cold
• cold women, kept safe
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• The Cold War and civil liberties
• Cold cereal
• Cold lentil salad
• Six short poems written on six cold days
• Cold Lampin'
• temperature of space
• Honey and Lemon cold relief
• Round The Moon: 5: The Cold of Space
• The sun goes down in a cold pale flare of light
• The Cold White Light
• Way out in the grey zone of the Ulam Spiral
• the cold spot
• Cold Roses
• Journey Through the Cold Moors of Svarttjern
• ice cold jdub (user)
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story

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