Findings:

• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• How do you make God laugh?
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He Was a Crook
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Does God care who wins?
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Does marijuana make you more creative?
• like nothing ever was
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Why does God need an Army?
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Same as it Ever Was
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• It was all God's fault
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• All he left her was alone
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Does this ever go away?
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• At least he was gentle
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• marriage does not make sense
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God was created in man's image
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• If God was willing to let it be
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Salary of the President of the United States
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• What does God need with a starship?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• More than he was willing to give
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• some say he was never here at all
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• This node does not make sense
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• What Difference Does It Make
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Roller Derby
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Was it ever there?
• What does he bend?
• did you ever wonder (user)
• What difference does it make?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• All you ever did was let it happen
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• Does He Take Sugar?
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Who makes God's rules?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Man was created in God's image
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• He tampered in God's domain
• I wonder if there is a God
• Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I married him because he was not mean
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• God was a Lost Guest
• God does all things to magnify His glory

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