Findings:

• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I have a punklin and you don't
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• A reason to drink
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• So you don't have to
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't have to remember my name
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Stoned music memories
• I don't have a television set
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Baptist jokes
• Cow
• Purple cow
• cow town
• cash cow
• Mad Cow Disease
• cow orker
• Sacred cow
• Cow parsnip
• Cow's lungwort
• Cow tree
• Sea cow
• You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets
• The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• cow patty
• cow bell
• Surah 2 The Cow
• Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
• Ant cow
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• cow level
• Fencing with a cow
• Brown Cow
• Mrs. O'Leary's cow
• Ghost Cow
• No cow is innocent
• What's the deal with all the cows in NYC?
• Here be Cows
• cow parade
• The Exploding Cow
• Ted the Cow
• Consumption by the Corporate Cow
• I Was A Cow
• Holstein Cow
• cow pasture
• Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society
• Unexploded Cow
• fiberglass cow
• Protein folding errors: Alzheimer's, Mad Cow, and Cystic Fibrosis
• On Cows and Toes In a Crazy World
• Cow Chip Bingo
• Steller's Sea Cow
• Downer Cow (user)
• Baby Cow Productions
• Impatient cow
• Poor Cow
• How to milk a cow
• World's largest holstein cow
• Leather Cow Statues
• The important difference between cow and sheep brains
• Surah 2 The Cow - II
• Highland cow
• Death Rides a Pale Cow
• La vache! The strange fixation on cows by the French
• Cosmic Cow
• Alcoholic Cow
• beef is cow, pork is pig
• MaD COw (user)
• Swiss fighting cows
• Cow Manifesto
• Two cow economics
• Cow Palace
• Letting the cows out of the barn
• The Book of the Heavenly Cow
• cow and calf
• The Cow That Went Oink
• milk cow
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• There are not enough cows
• Cow's thumb
• Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half

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