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• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Baptist jokes
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• They don't touch me the same way
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Stoned music memories
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• They don't know what they're missing
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• They don't understand my tea
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't have a television set
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Rape committed by women
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• You don't have any real problems
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• telling people what they don't need to know
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Dating your friends
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I have a friend
• Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
• Sex with your best friend
• I have lots of gay friends
• you don't have to do this
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't defile my sex
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• They Don't Want Me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I have a punklin and you don't
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• first impressions don't always count
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• People don't flail when they die
• No, I don't have channel 11
• They don't know what I've done
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't have the time
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk

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