Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't Make Me Think
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't wait up for me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't call me Asian
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• don't blame me for your anger
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• They Don't Want Me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Please Don't Bury Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Don't send me roses
• Don't tread on me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't Pass Me By
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't call me white
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't tell me about her
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't Tell Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't Give Me Names
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't @ me
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't leave me alone
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• customers don't trust me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris

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