Findings:

• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• People don't flail when they die
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Stoned music memories
• Things men want when they're drunk
• I just don't know when to quit.
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't node drunk
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't order meat well-done
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't fuck llamas
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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