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• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• what can i see without looking?
• Don't go out without a coat
• Don't try this at home
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• Klein Sexual Orientation Grid
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• don't try to find words
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• sexual orientation discrimination
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• And I don't even know their names
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Gender identity (not sexual orientation) (e2poll)
• sexual orientation
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• How to hide your hard disk porn stash
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Capitalize, please
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Friend Without Benefits
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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