Findings:

• You don't know me, but someday you will
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, I will be strong
• Someday it will amount to a letter.
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Warning: you will die someday
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• someday a real rain will come
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Don't Worry
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• To the girl I will meet someday
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• Don't Worry About the Government
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't order meat well-done
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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