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• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Things never were what they used to be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They don't understand my tea
• They Might Be Giants
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Rape committed by women
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• But what are they really thinking?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• and they were as flowers in a fire
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They will not be named!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Automobile tire pressure
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• they fired carbon at the statue
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• They danced with fire claws
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• they carry but they do not understand
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• play dumb
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They don't touch me the same way
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• They don't know what they're missing
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They Don't Want Me
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• telling people what they don't need to know
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They don't know what I've done
• People don't flail when they die
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it

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