Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Gee, what I could really use is a Happy Birthday Mom Because I Missed You-Very Much And I'll Be Happy To See You Soon card, yeah . . ."

• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• Happy Birthday to You
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Should I be happy?
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Chant and be Happy
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• Happy Birthday
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• Or at least it used to be
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• We used to be more in sync
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• She could be a businesswoman
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I used to be racist
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• If I could be someone
• The BMT That Used To Be
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I'll be your mirror
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Just to see what it would be like
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• The mountain could be home
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• The MTA That Used To Be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Things never were what they used to be
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• The IND That Used To Be
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Soon to be off the air
• The second chance you give could be your last
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I used to be bulimic
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Germany could not be appeased
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Home I'll never be
• Much like what music wants to be
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The best kind of bartender
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• You could be so delicious
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I'll be
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• The IRT That Used To Be
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• The Lines That Used To Be
• I used to be a carpenter
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• You used to be a substantial woman
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I used to be that girl.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote

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