Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Generic name nobody actually uses or knows about unless they work here."

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Things techies should know about brand names
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You, standing
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• They don't know what they're missing
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Eye contact at a distance
• They Know Me
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Using headphones as a microphone
• about nobody (superdoc)
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• What the world wants to know about newts
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• Deliberately confusing generic names
• Here's the thing about losing a limb
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• To Here Knows When
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• I Work Here
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I know what is about to come
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Well-written node - pity about its name
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• He Knows Not Their Names
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• The moon knows my name
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I know they are watching me
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I just work here
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Everything I know about Writing
• I used to dream about becoming a rock star
• Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Nobody sings about modern cars
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I know something about love
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• A story about a person I do not know
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Kirby G6
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• What I know about this table
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• here's the thing about the brain download
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• Do you work here?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Things everyone should know about cars

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