Findings:

• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• Watch your step, a step too soon
• Coming soon: The Unaffordable Care Act
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• she had mood ring eyes
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If i had a diamond (user)
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Soon, your altoids will blossom
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Never Had It So Good
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Soon to be off the air
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• If I had a nickel...
• Jobs I've Had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• poems I had to do for a school project
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If I had $1,000,000
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• A fool and his money are soon parted
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• We had every gentle sound
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• they won't soon disremember
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• If I had a penis
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• if I had my druthers
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• You Had It Coming
• I had the pleasure of interviewing a former Anne Geddes model
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• if you have had your midnights
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Spirit had other plans
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• had had
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• dead soon (user)
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• As soon as possible
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You had better...!!!
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate

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