Findings:
- He taught me how to smoke
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
- he calls me monster
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- she, he, and me
- How Do You Want Me?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
- The day he gave me a lift
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- Jesus He Knows Me
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- how my computer nearly killed me
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- great things he has taught us
- he calls me girly (user)
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- When you want me and how you want me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- What Playboy taught me just now
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- MacGyver taught me that
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- What the rocks taught me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He that is not with me is against me.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He called me Sarah once
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- he that is not with me is against me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- That's Just How He Was
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How television car chases influenced me
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Daniel explained it to me
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- He brings me books like flowers
- My first comet
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Things video games have taught me
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- What my mother taught me
- what my parents taught me
- What golf has taught me
- You taught me more than hugging
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Princess Leia the Yodel of Life
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- he'
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- More than he was willing to give
- He says she says
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
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