Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He is always ready..
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- making certain he was touching her
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He had something to say. He said it.
- At least he was gentle
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- When he became an old man
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- That's Just How He Was
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He Was Only Joking
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- When I was young Time had no wings
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- he had a dream
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- King George he had a Date
- I married him because he was not mean
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He Was a Crook
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- More than he was willing to give
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- All he left her was alone
- some say he was never here at all
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was found
- he was a punk poet himself
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- What to do when your brakes fail
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- What do you see when you look up?
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I Had Always Known
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When you had left our pirate fold
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- When each had their own personal anthem
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Last year was always better
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I was once young and had a home
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- poems I had to do for a school project
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- With him it was always like
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- It was the right thing to do.
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