Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- he had a dream
- More than he was willing to give
- I married him because he was not mean
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He Was a Crook
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He Was Only Joking
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- some say he was never here at all
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- All he left her was alone
- he was a punk poet himself
- King George he had a Date
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He is always ready..
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- When he became an old man
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He was found
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- That's Just How He Was
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- At least he was gentle
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- making certain he was touching her
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He's Jack
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- And as he sang the world began to fall apart
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- HE ART
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- For he is an Englishman
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- He Waits
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When our word was iron
- Don't Go Out the Door
- he says
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- He weaves his words
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
- He holds things, and he drops things
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- He's on fire!
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- he would have laughed
- he is too shy to write his tale
- There was always the blue of you
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- What to do when your car breaks down
- It was all I could do not to cry
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He says the most beautiful things
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- He's High Again
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- He heaves blood
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
- Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
- he painted with the souls of the living
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He's an arsehole
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- The elephant that wished he could fly
- if he's not here, then where?
- He's a good conversationalist, he's a gentleman
- When I was your age
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