Findings:

• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He called me Sarah once
• Remember that the poet is himself not so beautiful
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Seven words you can say on television
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• If you can say something nice, do
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He speaks so well!
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• so much to say
• Say It Ain't So
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• I bet I can make you say black
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The Japan That Can Say No
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Why won't he call?
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He says she says
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• HE HIMSELF (user)
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• He says the most beautiful things
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• he calls me monster
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• Because I say so
• he was a punk poet himself
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• he calls me girly (user)
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Can I Say
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• He can
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So, he's leaving
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He had something to say. He said it.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• he says
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• So little left to say
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• some say he was never here at all
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Gays are great, so she says
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He called around 5:30
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• system call
• Call by reference
• Home run call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call girl
• port of call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• Don't call me Debbie
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3

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