Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He hit the ground running and was behind the toilet before I could blink"

• Ground rush
• Hit The Ground Running
• We sang it a song before it went in the ground
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• Before the World was Made
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he was a punk poet himself
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• Cybersex before it was cool
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I was me before being me was cool.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• More than he was willing to give
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• The place behind the wind and before the smile
• All he left her was alone
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• making certain he was touching her
• He Was a Crook
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• the things he left behind
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Battle Ground, Washington
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He Was Only Joking
• Running before the wind
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• He was found
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Before Time Was
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• It was better before they came
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• It was the least I could do
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• It was all I could do not to cry
• The physics behind toilet seat splatter
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I married him because he was not mean
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• some say he was never here at all
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• That's Just How He Was
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Running a BBS
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• At least he was gentle
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There was a time before
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle

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