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He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
More than he was willing to give
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
I married him because he was not mean
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
It was 1992. He smiled.
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
All he left her was alone
making certain he was touching her
At least he was gentle
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
some say he was never here at all
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He Was a Crook
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
he listened so well, he was still curious.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
He was found
He was hard in all the wrong places
She was coming out as he was going in.
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
That's Just How He Was
He Was Only Joking
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
he was a punk poet himself
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
Before inertia, there was impetus
Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
Was I born to play?
Before the World was Made
the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
And we killed him and he's dead.
He not busy being born is busy dying
It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
I was born this way
Cybersex before it was cool
I was me before being me was cool.
A Child Was Born in 64
I wish I was dead
The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
it was years before they met again, by chance
I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
I Was Born Yesterday
What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
Django Reinhardt was dead already
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
(because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
He had a life before he met you, you know
Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
Before Time Was
i was given a mind before i was given a heart
I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
It was better before they came
The Day Earth Was Born
I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
"I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
When I Was Born for the 7th Time
Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
He Is Born
Before you, there was me
i was born the queen of nowhere
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
The House on the Island Where She Was Born
there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
in the morning it was almost too dead center
Even my faults he adores
Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
Even as he laid dying in my arms
but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
Even the moon was wrong
The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
There was a time before
He Knows Not Their Names
So, he's leaving
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He and She
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
He Hudas not pay
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
He and she are one
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
A Quick One (While He's Away)
mad he (user)
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
Surely he would remember this
He (user)
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He says she says
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
He's a good guy friend
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
He Really Wasn't That Great
He giggles, as he wiggles
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He who wants to fight will find a club
In your guts you know he's nuts
"Fill it in", he said.
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
The one he murdered once still loves him
He thinks I don't, but I do
If he's late, you can always start without him
He who smelt it, dealt it
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
He flops over and bonks his head
He's not heavy, he's just lame
Xiao Sha Lao He!
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
He makes me feel alone just by being there
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
What He Suffered
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
I like the way he reads poetry
A man feared that he might find an assassin
Yi he quan
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
he just died
he says
The Man He Killed

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