Findings:

• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Hey, faggot!
• Hey
• Hey Joe
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Hey Ladies
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Asking for a favor
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Hey Jude
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey, how's it going?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• hey mister
• Hey, cat boy
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• Hey Nineteen
• Hey, the TV took my...
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Hey, you dropped this
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Hey Arnold!
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey Pocky Way
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• Hey Dude
• Hey, Dad!
• Hey man, nice mask
• Hey Matthew
• J. Totale (user)
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Hey Montana
• Hey Ya!
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Hey Hey 16K
• Hey Paesan!
• Hey! Spring of Trivia
• HEY youre cool (user)
• HEY im cool (user)
• hey (user)
• hey baby (user)
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• Hey, Mabel!
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Hey Hey It's Saturday
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
• A Roll In The HEY!
• Hey Wullie Wine
• Psst Hey Crazy Girl
• Hey, kid. Welcome to Prison.
• Junky
• Cowboy Junkies
• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• Acid Junkies
• man junky
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Cowboy Junkies, among others, on a series of rainy nights
• Defender Junkies
• The Junky's Christmas
• junky (user)
• Jangled nerves and Jordan, junkies and jihad
• The Disaster Junkies in Outer Space
• political junkies
• How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
• Junkies of Harlem
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Were
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• When We Were Kings
• "We're With Ditka"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• Even if we're not together
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're shifting the paradigm
• We're waiting for you to die
• I'd elope if I were you
• when we were children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• We're all doing just fine
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If All the World Were Paper
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I was into them after they were hip
• why we were chosen
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If the real world were like the internet
• when you were words
• We're the Replacements
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You were my plans tonight

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