Findings:
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- how to be a friend
- How to attract the attention of wait staff
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Portrait of My Father as a Young Man
- How to attract the opposite sex
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be monstrously shallow
- A Man Needs To be Told
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Automobile tire pressure
- i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How to be a Better Person
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- Impressing a man
- Child is Father to the Man
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Glory be to the Father
- Goops and How to be Them
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Running toward the edge
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Be your own man
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- How To Be Funny
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How to be a badass
- How the Internet Came to Be
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How Not to be Wrong
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Fathers teach your daughters how to throw
- Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Be a man
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Be cool in college
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- How To Be Good
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be a terrible customer
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to be a good customer
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How it's Going to Be
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How to be a more productive writer
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- That Would Be Enough
- How Should A Person Be?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm not old enough to love you
- You are old, Father William
- How could you ever have enough?
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How's your father?
- Our Fathers of Old
- Old Father Eternity
- my father, the crooked old animal, wounded, fur scruffy; keeps on giving
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to be an improv musician
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- The Man Who Would Be King
- How to be a fuck-up
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- How to be telekinetic
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be an asshole
- You're too young to be so old
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be invisible
- How the Sun Came to Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be a troll
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- How to Be Alone
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be a lardass
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- How to be a geek
- How to be a street musician
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be anonymous
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- The man who refused to be King
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Trying to be weird is not enough
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