Findings:
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm about to create a new node!
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Finishing Myst in under 10 minutes
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm not talking about
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- How it's Going to Be
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm Going Crazy
- 10 minute rule
- I know what I'm talking about
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- 10 MINUTE Solution FAT BLASTING DANCE MIX
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Everything is about a week away from paying off
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- 10 common myths about sex offenders
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
- I realize that it is going to be dark soon
- 10 Coolest Things About NJ
- I'm Going Home
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to kill you
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- 10 great things about pregnancy
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It's going to be fine
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- everything is going to be alright
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- 10 Misconceptions about Internet Graphic Design
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- IDIOT -- 10 minutes in the Penalty Box!
- 100s
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- Jeremiah 10
- October 10, 1868
- Proverbs 10
- RFC 2324
- Dream Log: March 10, 2000
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