Findings:
- Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- mindlessly going where others have gone before
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Every good band decibels furiously
- I'm no good at enigmas
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Good old fashioned fucking
- I'm Going Crazy
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- keep an eye on things while i'm gone
- Good Intentions Gone Wrong
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm not fucking bored
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm Going Home
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Why I hate going to the dentist
- I'm going to Disneyland
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Every spring in Texas
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- really. I'm good
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Every good boy deserves fruit
- EGBDF
- Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
- Wait Until Spring, Bandini
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- Going, going, gone
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Good Thing Going
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm going to the moon
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- Damn, I'm good.
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- it feels good until you stop
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- I'm good for it.
- Good until the last drop
- good reasons to hate someone
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
- every
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- Every Which Way but Loose
- Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
- every so often
- Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
- In Every Dream Home a Heartache
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Statistics every writer should know
- There's a sucker born every minute
- treat every moment like it's your last
- Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
- Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
- Two Sides To Every Story
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
- Things every child should be taught
- A computer in every home and on every desk
- What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
- There's one born again every minute
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- Trouble Comin' Every Day
- Christmas is the same every year
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
- proof that every game of Sylver Coinage ends
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
- If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
- sketch of a Set Theory proof that every Goodstein's sequence reaches 0
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
- Every city is full of secret places
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
- Just Empty Every Pocket
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
- every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
- I think of you every time I cry
- Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
- Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
- Every minute dies a man
- Inside every Mr Man...(lessons in sexual identity at McDonald's)
- Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
- Every Picture Tells a Story
- Prayer to Every God
- Behind Every Villain
- God gave a loaf to every bird
- ban every new user (user)
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Two spoons for every sundae
- The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
- Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
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