Findings:
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Taking your fiance's last name
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Collision avoidance technique
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- I'm going to kill you
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm OK, You're OK
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm going to Disneyland
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm Going Crazy
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to the moon
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- Coming and Going
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm coming home, I promise
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- I'm glad you're here.
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm drowning and you're describing the water
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm Going Home
- Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- The Second Coming
- chickens coming home to roost
- Coming out of deep hack mode
- Coming Out of the Ice
- Keep coming back
- Kou, coming to meet
- The nuns had it coming
- Coming Home
- The Coming of Wisdom with Time
- Can't talk. Coming down.
- To The Coming Spring
- Coming out is a lifelong process
- Coming out of the closet and running back in
- Second Coming Project
- the beast is coming
- It's Coming!
- Coming out of the broom closet
- Coming Home to Traffic Patterns
- The Second Coming Project
- UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
- non-traditional coming out
- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
- Coming To America
- Coming to terms with my inner anarchist
- Spring is Coming...
- I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
- Crushed by the Second Coming
- Of Subtext, Subtlety, and Coming In After The Fact
- We're not coming home. I love you.
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- coming alive
- death is coming (user)
- The British are coming! Noders called to arms to repel invaders in California!
- The 2nd coming (user)
- Coming In
- He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
- The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
- Long time coming
- so utterly of the coming world
- The British are coming, eh: A Toronto nodermeet
- The Gospel of the Second Coming
- i need to stop coming to work on acid
- National Coming Out Day
- coming out on Thanksgiving
- The Coming of the Terraphiles
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- from leptocephali to glass eels to elver eels, coming to America
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Going Solo
- They can see that you're missing something inside
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