Findings:

• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm going to Disneyland
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm Going Crazy
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to the moon
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I'm going to kill you
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even nerds need people skills
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• And I don't even know their names
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Round half to even
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Even the tides have more friends than you

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