Findings:

• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm just here for the candy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• it's still just me in here
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Just being quiet and close
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Here's my number, call me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Being and Time
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• time has no meaning here
• I'll become what you became to me
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Here's the time I took the blame
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• i'm just a girl
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I just live here
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• i'm here. are you here?
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Being a dickhead
• Stay here with me
• A Tale for the Time Being
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm Still Here
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• better off with him than here with me
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• For the Time Being
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'm glad you're here.
• being ill during exams
• I'm just a bill
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?

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