Findings:
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- They call me Engineer-khan
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I'm not racist but...
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- They are all pretty but fading.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
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