Findings:
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- So Much For the Afterglow
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Dammit, I'm mad
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- So Much for Dreaming
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- Why I love Pascal so much
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I say so
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I care because you do
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- They did so because they believed they could.
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm so tough
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm so sorry
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Because I'm an adult
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- On the Air Because They Care
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- 'T is so much joy!
- So Much for the Ten Year Plan
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- So much it scares me
- So much nothing
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- so much to say
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- just so much slavery (user)
- So Much Wine
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- So much road kill
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- because I have given up any care
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
- there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
- so much for stardust
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- bastard
- rat bastard
- The Bastard Theory
- bastard sword
- The Two Lying Bastards Show
- Fat Bastard Chardonnay
- Utter Bastard
- a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
- Dreamy bastard
- Op:l Bastards
- One smelting bastard
- Low Ping Bastard
- Bastard Digital Laser Disc
- Spherical bastards
- Rational Bastard (user)
- Bastard!!
- William the Bastard
- Bastard search
- The bastard on the couch
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- Furry Bastard (user)
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- Voltaire's Bastards
- Old ye bastard (user)
- Hobbes's Bastard (user)
- Dirty Old Bastard
- Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
- Because
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- Because I could not Stop for Death
- Because I dig you
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
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