Findings:

• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Right side up
• T-Bone Burnett on the Religious Right
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• The Varieties of Religious Experience
• Having sex up against a wall
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Some Elementary Comments on the Rights of Freedom of Expression
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not that kinda girl
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Religious Experience
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Right here and now
• right up my alley
• Step right on up! Spike heels not advised.
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• The Religious Right is fundamentally wrong
• Yes me, right now
• History of the E2 Voting/Experience system
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• chalk it up to experience
• Fucked up ways to die
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Ken Lay
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Is having a job a human right?
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• If I died right now
• Right now,
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• why is it always right now?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Religious Right
• movement to elect the Religious Right
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• John McCain speech on Religious Right
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• step right up
• Straighten Up And Fly Right
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• Some Experiences in Korea
• The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser
• fuck up
• You Fucked Up!
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• People have fucked up before
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Fucked Up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Fucked up Facts from History
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Home surgery
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Now I'm Nothing
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• Right Here, Right Now
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Right now I am floating
• Some Kinda Itch
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I hate myself right now
• now I'm down in it
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)

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