Findings:
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- you won't be more gone than you are now
- More to be pitied than scolded
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
- Don't be an IM phantom
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- How to be a more productive writer
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- There need to be more powers
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- What can be better than that?
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- Accidental death odds
- Killed By Death
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- There will be no more stories to read
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Rebeca Martinez
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Noises made by pigs in different languages
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- play dumb
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Be something... be anything other than this
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- We used to be more in sync
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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