Findings:

• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• Do I really need Linux?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• HELP NEEDED!!!!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• Help people who need help
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• need help (user)
• atlases do not help
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• Helping a loved one with depression
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• what do people need?
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• i need help (user)
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• What reasons do you need
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• you need help
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• mom in need of help! (user)
• The help you need
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Best viewed with any browser
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Any Given Sunday
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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