Findings:

• I Don't Like Mondays
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't think I like love
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't like grass
• It's like you don't carrot all
• i don't like christmas
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't like my smile
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't see like you
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• If you don't like it, leave
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I don't like moving.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• I don't think I like your system
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• love like you don't need the money
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If at first you don't succeed
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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