Findings:

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I can't stop torturing myself
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• we can't all be rock stars
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't Be Afraid
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I wanna be your dog
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I don't want to be alone
• but you wanna be bad
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• So you wanna be a hacker
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I wanna be a hero
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• don't be absurd (user)
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't want to be successful
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• talk myself down
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical

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