Findings:
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm not racist but...
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Being a dickhead
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- Nothing but a Wednesday night
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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