Findings:
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- That would be me
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- you make me think of death
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- If you told me this never happened
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Tell Me What You Think
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Do you think it's me?
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Don't Make Me Think
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- I wish you would talk to me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- The music that makes me think of New York
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- think of me now
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- What would Ben Franklin think of this?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- You mean the me that you would be
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How it would happen
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- I didn't change anything!
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- What do you want to see happen?
- can't happen
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- What if it never happened?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- Something Happened
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
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