Findings:
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Being a dickhead
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I love you but I have to let you go
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Don't ask don't tell
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- but don't take my word for it
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- If You Have to Ask
- you don't want to know
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- You have the right to ask
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- Don't ask
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
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