Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I for one am kinda glad we don't get to literally see what happens to the victim of the Hand in the Hedge"

• emotions others don't get to see
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I am real; I happened to you
• see what u get (user)
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• don't spend it all in one place
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• one handed words
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• Oh, sick I am to see you
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• On one hand
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Life. Get one. (user)
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• One A.M.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Love the one you don't need
• Don't trust everything you see
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Rape committed by women
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• don't rely on us to get you high
• What happens when you get too lonely
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Get one's goat
• What You Don't See in the City's Shadows
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Let's get just one thing straight
• two in one hand
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• All Hands on the Bad One
• No One Gets Left Behind
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I am an army of one
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't want to see her
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• don't shoot the hand of god
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• What you see is what you get
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• What You Get Is What You See
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• three in one hand
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• How to clap with one hand
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• How to crack an egg with one hand
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am a minority of one
• i am no one (user)
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I don't see like you
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Stoned music memories
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't get it
• You just don't get it
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I don't want to get over you
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• You don't get a song
• Don't see the attraction
• Just as I am, Without One Plea

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