Findings:

• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have never been safe
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• What have you been smoking?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I could have been Canadian
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• i have been burning for so long
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Evolution has never been observed
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Could I Have Been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• I Have Never Known a World
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• my religion doesn't have a name
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Never Been Kissed
• Names have been changed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• He's been places they have not.
• I could have been one of a two
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I have never
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• love like you've never been hurt
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have never felt more alive
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Using a command line
• Something I Can Never Have
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Oceania has never been at war
• Evolution is only a theory
• It hasn't been so long, but

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