Findings:

• Questions we will never have answers to
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Using a command line
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I Have Never Known a World
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I have never felt more alive
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• you have never been safe
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have never
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: Introduction
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: First Principle
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• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• One of 'em will lie and the other one'll swear to it
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids

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