Findings:

• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Sometimes it just blows over
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Your cable TV just got better!
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• suicide by cop
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Amidala Got Back
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by value return
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• virgin by choice
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• The skeleton by my closet
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• As Time Goes By
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers

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