Findings:

• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• the dreams that should have died
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have never felt more alive
• I should have danced with you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• consoles should have trackballs
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Have you ever thought
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• blondes have more fun
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Tools everyone should have
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Movies that should have been books first
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have more stories about trains for you
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• Once More Into the Bleach
• Thoughts on a beer run into the Quarter on a Saturday night
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Slip into something more comfortable
• a dozen books I should have read you
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• Should we put bigger batteries in airplane black boxes?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• thoughts from the cornfield
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)

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