Findings:
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I could have been one of a two
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- the one single thing I regret losing the most
- One decision I now regret
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- BQN: But, one for all?
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I love you but I have to let you go
- We're one, but we're not the same
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Words that only have one context
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have one whole anus
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Have One On Me
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Red Asterisk
- butt naked
- but
- butt set
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- separate but equal
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Water butt
- But thanks for playing
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- butt log
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- memorial regret.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
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