Findings:
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- The best thing ever
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Was it ever there?
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- One Night I Think
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- The best teacher I ever had
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- If it was still then-
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- like nothing ever was
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- All you ever did was let it happen
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
- if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
- I remember, there was one
- The best line I ever used
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- Think not of it, sweet one, so
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Still though the One I Sing
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Still the best 15 minutes of your day
- Back when grunge was still cool
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- i think it was (user)
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Parking warning
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I don't think the sun was up
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- Are you still in touch with the one you lost your virginity to?
- the best Christmas present ever
- the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
- Best Week Ever
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Same as it Ever Was
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- The best comeback ever
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- I was one of those girls
- Best Death Ever
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Trompe
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- the best damned story ever written
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- There was no one waiting for me...
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The one I will still call yours
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
- One hour there was sunlight
- Best smoke I've ever had
- It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Back when our blood was still warm
- every secret thing was made by some one
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Best Buy
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- My best dead friend
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
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