Findings:

• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• That would be me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• You mean the me that you would be
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Free to Be, You and Me
• What life after death will really be like
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• To be noble in an average life
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I wanna be your dog
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• I never thought it would be like this
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• A whimper would be fine
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Mind without body
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Let me be your fantasy
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Your dog might be evil...
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• what would it take to be serene again?
• You never think it will be the ducks
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• If your wish be to close me
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• let me be your first upvote
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• far be it from me
• Be gentle with me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The Man Who Would Be King
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• OBAFGKM
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Just to see what it would be like
• That I Would Be Good
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Look siad me Be like me
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• My life may no longer be my own
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• The next life will be better
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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