Findings:

• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• he was a punk poet himself
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• All he left her was alone
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• More than he was willing to give
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• some say he was never here at all
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was found
• He Was Only Joking
• That's Just How He Was
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• At least he was gentle
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• making certain he was touching her
• He Was a Crook
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I Thought I Was A Child
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• and now forever frozen in time he
• Raleigh Was Right
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Dumb laws
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Before Time Was
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• She was locked in time
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• It was the right thing to do.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• The teachers thought I was insane
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Barnum was right
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• I Thought My Father Was God
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The first time I knew I was different
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• /but what was the question?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Magneto Was Right
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel

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