Findings:

• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The bar, at least, seems real
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Or at least it used to be
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• What is really real?
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• At least you tried your best
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Keep it simple, stupid
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• University students can be really stupid
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Really Real
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Stupacil
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• Keep doing nothing
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• right to keep and bear arms
• I Keep Forgetting
• Keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings
• Keep of the Four Worlds
• Keep a meet
• Right to keep armed bears
• keep it cool/shake it up
• How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
• keep case
• The gift that keeps on giving
• Keep your lamplights trimmed and burning
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Keep coming back
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Keep On Truckin'
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I Keep Asking
• Why you should keep your contact lenses clean
• keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
• Keep the faith
• Your words keep me alive
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• Keep it Beautiful
• Things you give people that they keep
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• keep the depression away
• The Keep
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I keep mistaking the Rose Bowl logo for the Utena signet
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Keep your eyes on your own paper
• Keep California White
• very funny money handler
• Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
• How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
• Keep Your Day Job
• How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
• Cosmonaut Keep
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The polaroids that keep us together
• Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• I keep six honest serving men
• I keep running
• Keep the Patient Quiet
• keep the hole full
• We'll Keep the Home Fires Burning
• takes a licking and keeps on ticking
• Simple words, simple dreams
• How to keep salvia legal
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Keep this in mind
• keep away
• Keep It Unreal
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Pray to God, and keep rowing to shore
• Little Keep on the Borderlands
• stone keep
• the places we keep our dead
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Can You Keep A Secret?
• The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
• The Meowstro Sings Guster's Keep It Together
• i keep my poetic license right next to my concealed weapons permit.
• Nature conspires to keep us ignorant
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• The tears of the earth keep her smile in blooms
• Love does not keep promises
• all the crooked secrets we keep in the cupboard
• Keep fragile species from reproducing
• We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
• How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
• i keep my bad poetry
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• To keep you is no benefit. To destroy you is no loss.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
• keep silent
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• My arms keep missing you

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