Findings:

• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Queens of the Stone Age
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• every secret thing was made by some one
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• I was raised by the French government
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• 16 year old
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• What was stolen by someone else
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Music was better in the old days
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• When I was your age
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Getting a hotel room at age 16
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Old man who lived by the crick
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Revenge of the Old Queen
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Old age home
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• There was an old lady
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• dying of old age
• "Age by age" reading challenge
• Youth, Day, Old Age and Night
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• How I ran for the state legislature at age 16
• Old Age
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• To Old Age
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• When I was ten years old
• Sheep and Old Age.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Old Queen Cole
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• old chestnut: age puzzles
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Old Age Assistance
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• Was I born to play?
• The skeleton by my closet
• I was not sleeping anymore
• Zero divided by zero
• November 4, 1995
• Roadkilled by a Blimp
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• Technology is the remedy for problems caused by technology
• I was young and I needed the money
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• When touch was simple
• by my own admission
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• Take life by the hand
• I was addicted to parents
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Make the Pie Higher by George W. Bush
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Insensate revellers lulled by the howls of the unshriven dead
• Which was what we wanted
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-B
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• monogamy by default
• She always was devious in her beauty
• Design by Numbers language reference
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• trial by duel
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• My War Gone By, I Miss It So
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Programming by approximation
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• The Who By Numbers
• what was it (user)
• Hunted by a Freak
• When I was 9
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Question formation by upwards inflection of the voice
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• death by boom boom (user)
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Chained By Epiphany (user)
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• Tango by the Seine
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Hostile takeover by the lesbian octopi
• We did not know it was a war
• If by whiskey...
• By the Rivers Dark
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Icarus by Winter
• secrets kept by seconds
• Old Mother Hubbard
• Old Navy
• The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
• Old Tucson
• old chestnut: cheating bellhop
• old chestnut: foreign restaurant
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Old Archilocus
• Old Port
• The Old Man and the Sea
• we found an old letter
• The Song of the Old Mother
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• The Old Issue
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• The Old Pack Horse
• Athens Old Fiddlers Contest
• The Old Soldier
• 1 Kings 16
• Old man cactus
• Matthew 16
• Old White Oaks, Biased View
• Westminster Confession of Faith - Chapter 16
• old charlie (user)
• Dream Log: December 16, 2000
• FIFA world rankings: May 16, 2001

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