Findings:

• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• I was doing so well.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Was Cruel
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When she was bad
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When I Was A Baby
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• It was free, so I took it.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• When did the World get so old?
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I Was a Lad
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was ten years old
• When I Was a Boy
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was young
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Back when our blood was still warm
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Back when grunge was still cool
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When our word was iron
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Her hair, tangled
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• So bashful when I spied her
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• so fragile and cold, i was
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Stoned music memories
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• When I was your age
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When touch was simple
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was five
• November 4, 1995
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When I Was a Babe
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I was 9
• Some time when I was a teenager
• I remember when all this was trees
• man when you are telling me how it was
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• so good
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• I told you so
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• so to speak
• Why are we all so troubled?
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The Internet (and Everything) is liberal
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• So you wanna be a hacker
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• So how did you two meet?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar

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