Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I will swiftly and mindlessly beat the stupidity out of your drunken shell in the street directly adjacent to said tattoo parlor"

• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• tattoo parlor
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• The end will be a sellout
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• him will I blot out of my book
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• shell out
• Street Spirit (Fade Out)
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• adjacent angles
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• adjacent in the smallest spatiotemporal sense
• beat group
• beats
• Meat Beat Manifesto
• Beat Generation
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• How to beat the national debt
• The Beat
• Human Beat Box
• Beat Speak
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Beat juggling
• beat em up
• beat the bishop
• binaural beat
• Make a beat
• Tiger Beat
• Flat Beat
• Don't beat around the bush
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Bronski Beat
• Beating someone severely
• Bo Diddley beat
• Sonic Beat Alliance
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• English Beat
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• beat frequency
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Beat It
• How to beat a lie detector
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• how to beat RAY
• Beating the Montreal metro system
• If you can't beat them, join them
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Beat! Beat! Drums!
• inner beats
• Fight Club as an extension of the Beat Generation
• The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
• Chemical Beat
• Dharma Beats
• Teen Beat
• beat off
• digital beat matching
• Eat me beat me lady
• How to beat the system in Monopoly
• Beat the System
• Beat The Reaper
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Fly low and beat the radar
• Beats & Pieces
• beat the guillotine
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• Where it's okay to beat your wife
• Jungle Beats
• fourth world beat voodoo.
• How to beat the original Secret of Monkey Island
• Nylon Beat
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• Direct Beat
• How to beat Everything2
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• archy beats a rap
• Beat around the bush
• lonely beat (user)
• bad beat
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• Elite Beat Agents
• To Beat The Band
• You every era anachronism, soft-shoeing to pantomime beats
• I am alive and breath flows through my lungs and my heart still beats.
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• The Motown Beat
• Beats Antique
• March to the beat of a different drum
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
• And so we beat on, spaceships against the current
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• Beat Saber
• Kind Words (lo fi chill beats to write to)
• Beat Hazard 2
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to
• Lo fi Boriswave beats to relax/get Brexit done to
• your heart beats in 2s and 2s
• Directly
• directly proportional
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Drunken Philosopher (user)
• drunken
• Hank, the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
• drunken Scots
• Drunken Master
• drunken shrimp
• Drunken Shrimp Creole
• Drunken Angel
• drunken ramblings
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• drunken logic
• Drunken Whisper
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?
• Drunken Wu Tang
• Three Drunken Maidens
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• drunken speech

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