Findings:

• and then I woke up
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• I woke up
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• I woke up in occupied America.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• 'just woke up' voice
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Sick Sad World
• sad
• Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries
• sad@ (user)
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• The Evil and Sad Bunny (user)
• The Sad Desperation of Cappucino Tolerance
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Why are you sad?
• SADD
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Sad Sam
• Grey winter and sad music
• How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
• The Sad Shepherd
• A sad goodbye
• sad and lonely
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• The Boy with Sad Eyes
• Sad Genius (user)
• The Silver Bullet and the Three Sad College Boys
• Novi Sad
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• sadcore
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• Sad Sack
• The Ballad of the Sad Cafe
• O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
• No Sad Songs
• Sad Turtle (user)
• Sad girl in snow
• sad watcher (user)
• Strong Sad
• Sad piano
• SAD Graph
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• sad duty of the sacrifices for the dead
• These sad pathetic words
• Don't be sad
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• sad (user)
• The Girl With the Sad Grey Eyes
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Sad bout weight (user)
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It is sad how many were torn off
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• sad songs
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Sad Songs For Dirty Lovers
• Sad Mac
• all sad (user)
• How strong is the spirit of the sad kangaroo?
• sad but true (user)
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Four sad poems about plants
• The Sad Spaceman
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• my carefully built sad quiet life
• sad wizard vibes
• Pictures for Sad Children - An Artist's Implosion
• sad panda
• sad trombone
• her thoughts are elsewhere, sad
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• Today
• Where do you want to go today?
• The Day Today
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• USA Today
• To-day
• Time Has Come Today
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• why I love people today
• something in the wind today
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• What's the matter with kids today?
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Yesterday and Today
• Questions I have had today
• Woke capitalism
• Damn, I look good today
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• Today I buried my grandma
• Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
• Today, just for once
• Today's Creative Writing Assignment
• Today's youth is the downfall of politics
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Today is my birthday
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• What the hell is wrong with society today?
• Today I feel a little smaller
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Today We Choose Faces
• The World Today
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Today I talked to an Amish person on the phone
• If Jesus were alive today
• What's on your plate today?
• I found $100 today
• The sky was green today
• Today I kill my child
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Today I saw her again
• The Beach Boys Today!
• Today's Active Lifestyles
• Still Called Today
• Today I sold my soul to corporate I.T.
• Today In Parliament
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• Remember Today
• There's a wrinkle in the sky today
• I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
• Socialism today
• Today is Tomorrow
• Christ the Lord is Risen Today
• I bought a book of poetry today
• Today again a thought goes hunting for a word
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• You smile upon your friend to-day
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today

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