Findings:

• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I never thought it would be like this
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Marks which will never be broken
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That I Would Be Good
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• No place I'd rather be
• Home I'll never be
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• A whimper would be fine
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• There will be time
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• A fine time to be in the Army
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• We never asked to be babysitters
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• That would be me
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• What is and what should never be
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Never be the first to let go
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• There are times when they seem to be right
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• There will never be another you
• Just be home in time for supper
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• it would be hilarious if only
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• It will never be just you
• The Ten Commandments revised
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If your wish be to close me
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• The Man Who Would Be King
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Be careful what you wish for
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Mind without body
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• why you should never be a referee
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• My life may no longer be my own
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Hot pursuit
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• No one can be totally logical
• No one can be in two places at once
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir

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