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• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When shall I be free?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• I never thought it would be like this
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Mind without body
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• That I Would Be Good
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• The mountain could be home
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You could be so delicious
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• If I could be someone
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Just to see what it would be like
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm going to be a Dad
• A whimper would be fine
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I am blind when I want to be
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?

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